Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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