- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Hello.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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