- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock knock Come in

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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