- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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