- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's blue? The sky.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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