Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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