Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A sober Irish individual.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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