- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How come anti jokes r funny

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the dog die? He was old

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

* anti-punchline

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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