A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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