Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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So a seal walks into a club.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What is the difference?

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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