- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

i wonder who made this website? a human

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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