Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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