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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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