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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Caroline Kelly.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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