Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

I read the terms of service.

call me maybe.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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