i'm an inbred jew - Barras

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I wrote a funny joke.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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