Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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