Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Hello penis

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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