If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How many light bulbs? 1

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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