- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

I enjoy Popcorn

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Women's rights

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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