Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

A man died.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats 1+1? window!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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