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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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