- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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