- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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