Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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