What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Barack Obama.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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