- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Dwarf Shortage

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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