Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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knock knock go away

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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