A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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