- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I have a really funny joke.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Yo mama so fat.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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