What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Please don't shoot me

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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