What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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#Getweird

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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