i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's brown and sticky A stick

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Dude man, I'm high...

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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