- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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