People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Allah walked into AK Bar

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...