homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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learn. advance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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