If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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