Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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