- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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