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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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