What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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salad days!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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