- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Abortion

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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