- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Your mom went to college

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

whats funnier than 24? 25

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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