Potassium? K.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

This is a joke.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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