How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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