- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

9/11

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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