How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Charlie Sheen

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what are three short words? i a am

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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