Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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