- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's half of 8? o

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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