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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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