How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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I named my son ps2 controller

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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John Cena for president

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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