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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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