Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

France had one revolution

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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