Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How about that airline food?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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