A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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