What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

VITAMIN C!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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