Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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