some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Charlie Sheen

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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