- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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