What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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