- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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