What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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