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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Gay rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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