- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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