What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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i had sex.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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quantum physics?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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