- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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