- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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