roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Penis

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A man died.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Anti Joke

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