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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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