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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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