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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

dyslexics of the world untie!

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Happy Monday!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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