What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is 9+10? 19

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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