Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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