- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

PENIS that is all

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A dyslexic blind man

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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