So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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