women's rights

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Take part of what?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

Anti Joke

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