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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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