What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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I have an idea! You leave.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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