Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Black people stink of shite!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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