Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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