- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

women's rights.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

kieran is a homosexual

im gay

Jeff

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

knock knock come in !

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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