Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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