What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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your mum

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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