Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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SEX

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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