Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Take wrong turns

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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