- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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