- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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