The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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