- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

poo

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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