what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Obama = ebola

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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