- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock Knock. Come in.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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