- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

woman's rights

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Indians

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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