- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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