George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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