Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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