- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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