- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

So a seal walks into a club.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Who is John Galt?

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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