Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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