- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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