- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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