- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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