- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Nero, sure you are okay?

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