Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

hi charles lattuca III

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

William wright is Gay

Men's rights

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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