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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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