- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Male leadership.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Hello penis

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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