- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

taking out the trash... at night

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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