- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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