What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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