- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Pickle

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Good job, son.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

the midget went to the midget store

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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