- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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