Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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