Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's 9+10? 19

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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