roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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PENIS

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