- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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