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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A boy with red hair is happy.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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