What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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