Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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