- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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