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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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