- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

SHUT UP JP

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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