- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are red.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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