- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A young baby died.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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