Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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