Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

kennah campion when she talks

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Anti Joke

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