- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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