- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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