Obama = ebola

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

sweating like antoni with a girl

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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