- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled