What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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