- Anti Joke

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Sir, your wife is dead