A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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silver bullet?

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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