- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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