Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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