- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

I'm Polish.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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