Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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