- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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