What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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haha

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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I like poop in my butt

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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