- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Apple hates Blackberry.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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