- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

women's rights

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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