- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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