Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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123 f*ck off

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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