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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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