Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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