yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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123 f*ck off

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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