What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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I'm Polish.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Justin with a hat.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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