Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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