- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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