- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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