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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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