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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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