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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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