why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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