What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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