how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Guess what? You guessed it.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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