- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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