- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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