Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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