- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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