How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

i dont fisish anythi

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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