If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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You are joking right?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Anti Joke

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