God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

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