- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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