- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

salad days!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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