- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Nero, sure you are okay?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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