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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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