white or wheat? wheat please.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

N-E Pats never cheated

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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