- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

a black man walks out of popeyes

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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