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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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