Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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