- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How high is the sky? True or False

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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