Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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womans having rights.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Diarrhea

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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