- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

How you know when dislextic

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Alchohol.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??