- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Massie is a fatass

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