A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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