a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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