- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A guy at a baseball game....

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

how do you win a game try your best

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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