If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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