what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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