- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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