- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

knock knock who's there ?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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