- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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