- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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