- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Racial Equality

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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