What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Ily bae

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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