- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

White men's rights

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

womens rights

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