why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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