A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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