- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

that wall over there ->

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

kennah campion when she talks

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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