- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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