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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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