What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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the sky is green no it is not

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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