- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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