- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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