- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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