- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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