Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Brain fart

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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