How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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