What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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