If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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deez nuts

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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