- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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