- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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