2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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