- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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