- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Gus's mom

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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