- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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