What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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