A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What's blue? The sky.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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a. why? b. because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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