- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

nothing

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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