- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

it was all Tagart

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Dead girls can't say no.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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