What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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knock knock go away

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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