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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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