- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Andoni was here

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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