oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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