Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

womens rights

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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