A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the man say to his doctor?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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