- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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